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The FATALTROWEL Official Web site
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The Trowel 'do' Glasto
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Right then, this site is dedicated to the Mighty Trowel, at the moment, as you can see, its a bit sh1t, all this will change. I've got a forum up and running on the contacts page so write something on there if you can be bothered, if you don't use it i'll take it off you.So far the impact on the rest of the web has not been fully felt, but the shock wave that is the fatal trowel web site will have devastating consequences in the long run.
The all new Fatal Trowel Forum, pop in and tell us what your thinking with your brain.
This site is so gay even Micheal Barrymore who winch, this is merely the temporary home of the trowel whilst i learn how to do this properly. This has so far taken me 35minutes so not bad eh. The pictures on this site are there because there the only decent pictures i've got on my hard drive apart from porn and the powers that be at FreeWebSpace strictly forbid porn of any kind, didn't really want to pis them off within 10 minutes of gettin some web space for free really.
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Thee reverends
Just been on the Reverends home page, apparently they got a 6 month ban from the Flappy and firkin last time they played there, i did snigger to myself as it brought back memories of the life time ban the Trowel recieved in 1976 for setting fire to a mosh pit in poland. No member of FT are allowed in poland for the rest of their lives, te hee hee.
Talking of which, So solid crew are boasting about having 27 members. PAH! 27! I remember ostend in '85, 59 members all naked (including the little known at the time Bob Carolgees on flute), jamming along to Yeah! Yeah! at 4 in the morning in a tent, happy days!
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Members of the mightey Trowel relaxing pre gig at reading
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Eminem.......tosser more like!
Since 1998 the phenominom that is Eminem has been plaguing all our lives. One of my missions in the up and comming months on this site is to place a nationwide fatwa on this man. If he so much as looks at britain sideways through his white ski mask and his lesbian dungeress, i want a scally in a bag of chips ready to pop a cap in his ass, he has ruined music for all of us, and we're all more stupid and violent because of him.
to slag off on line
What will become!!!!
What i hope this site will become is not the poor excuse for a gay site as it is now but a meca to the band called Fatal trowel. over the coming months i hope to update this site with photos and news etc. to make this site the best on the entire internet. i am some way away at the moment but time will tell, mark my words!
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